Category: Game Parlor
Okay here's the formula:
if x were made of y then z
Here's two (admittedly old) examples:
If your brain was made of gasoline, there wouldn't be enough to run around the inside of a chereo.
If your brain was made of dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your nose.
If your brain was made of money, you'd be perpetually homeless.
If I just stop arguing and walk away it's because your stupid ass isn't worth my time. Slightly different, but same concept...
Yeah that was good.
While I wait for you to make sense .... Oh wait! That's an infinite loop!
If your clock kept track of your lies instead of time, you could use it as a fan.
That one's really creative!
If for every promise you kept was a day I had to live,
I would have a short life.
If every time you gave a faulse smile an angel lost their wings,
There would be no miricals.
If head size indicated level of inteligence, you would literally have a pinhead.